By popular demand, here are some of my favorite driving quotes…
Just because you’re sober, don’t think you’re a good driver, Cookie.
– John Irving, Last Night in Twisted River
Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.
– Mac McCleary
It takes 8,460 bolts to assemble an automobile, and one nut to scatter it all over the road.
– Author Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
– Dudley Moore
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
– Dave Barry
Making a left turn in L.A. is one of the harder things you’re going to learn in life.
– Lawrence Kasdan
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.
– Comedian Jason Love
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
– Dan Rather
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
– Albert Einstein
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
– Robin Williams
And on that note, Happy Monday! Be safe out there.