‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the streets
Every creature was stirring, wreaking havoc on peeps
The parking lots abound with shoppers dismay
That they left their gift buying to the very last day
So watch out you drivers for they will not yield
If you hesitate one second your fate will be sealed
And don’t pick a fight cause you know without fail
You’ll end up spending a full night in jail
Stay home with your loved ones and pray like an evangelist
That traffic will someday improve in Los Angeles!
Wishing you a very happy and safe holiday!