I had my car serviced today. It occurred to me that all too often “honest mechanic” is an oxymoron. Do you know, there are a lot of driving related oxymorons? So, as I … think out loud … here’s my list of oxymorons for your contemplation and reading pleasure.
Getting nowhere fast
Road to nowhere
Driving on autopilot – you ever drive somewhere and you’re just going on autopilot. Before you know it, you’re there but you really have no idea how you got there. Scary!
Driving in the concrete jungle
Bad karma (when it comes to parking)
I would be terribly pleased if you would add to this list. If you don’t, your comments will be conspicuously absent and I will almost certainly be forced to continue.